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German Of The Day: Nichtwähler
That means non-voters. And who do German non-voters vote for? Die Partei, of course. Twelve straight years of Angela Merkel have left politics feeling a little dry for young people in Germany. But now...
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German Of The Day: Fußvolk
That means foot soldiers, as in rank and file. And special thanks need to go out to the SPD’s Fußvolk today. Thanks for nothing. You failed. First make a lot of noise as if you will vote down Merkel’s...
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Oh Great And Powerful Wahl-O-Mat…
Tell me who to vote for. But computer says no! It’s odd. Germans seem to really love this goofy computer program that tells them how to vote. Now they’re upset because a German court has shut it down...
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Iowa Disaster Greater Than Originally Feared
At least on German television it is. The Iowa Democratic vote-reporting meltdown was so catastrophic that it physically moved the state to where Colorado used to be. The whereabouts of Colorado are...
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Never Forget: Europeans Would Overwhelmingly Vote for Joe Biden
And we want to be just like them. A majority of 11,000 residents across five countries in Europe—Germany, Italy, Spain, France and Great Britain—say they are watching the U.S. presidential election...
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German Of The Day: Wunder
That means miracle. As in miraculous. You know, like Joe Biden receiving 138,339 votes in an overnight vote-dump in Michigan and Donald Trump not getting one? As in zero? Then another mysterious...
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Repeat An Election?
What do they mean by repeating an election? I thought that once you get the results you want it’s a done deal. Repeating an election due to election day glitches simply isn’t possible. Not in my...
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“Glitches” Are Just Right-Wing Conspiracy Theories
Right? Even in, uh, Germany? Germany Clears Rerun of Part of 2021 Election After Berlin Glitches – Irregularities in capital’s voting marred national election. German lawmakers cleared a rerun of last...
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US-Amerika Isn’t The Only Place In Need Of Foreign Observers To Monitor...
The Germans have their problems too, the German capital in particular. But in contrast to us Americans, Berliners actually have the courage to them in. Berlin is peanuts compared to The Banana...
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German Of The Day: Volksentscheid
That means referendum. You know, like the one Berliners are voting on today; to make Berlin “climate-neutral” by 2030? I think they should hold one on free beer and ponies for everybody too. That’s...
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